Saturday, March 14, 2009
Michael Rivers Soft Drink Released
After months of negotiations, a soft drink named after me has finally been released in the United States. I turned down hundreds of formulas before I found the one that was just right!
It's well known how hard I work for my fans. And it paid off. People putting their lips to a soda bottle expecting a mouthful of the cool, refreshing taste known as Michael Rivers, will not be disappointed!
I'm a bit embarrassed to show a photo of one of the many crowds waiting to get their first taste of Michael Rivers. I asked for extra security. Some supermarkets just didn't listen.
After the United States media frenzy, I'll be off for the European tour. I've already sent a case to Buckingham Palace. I got note that the Queen enjoys a little Michael Rivers each night before bed!