Sunday, April 5, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom Number Two

Fortune Cookie: (noun) A thin folded wafer containing a prediction or truth printed on a slip of paper. Often served as a dessert in Chinese restaurants.





Fortune Cookie Saying: You will become an accomplished writer.

Thoughts on the Saying: I got a big smile when I read this fortune. I love writing and I am waiting for the day to become accomplished (money, limos, screaming fans and #1 best sellers. Is that too much to ask?).

Fortune Cookie Rating:

_____I'm consulting a Tarot Card reader and a Psychic Friends Network operator to reverse this fortune.

__X__I'm on my way to a crystal ball fortune teller and then to the Wizard of Oz to make sure this fortune becomes true.

_____The planets have aligned and the tea leaves have spoken. This fortune is correct!

7 comments:

HalfCrazy said...

You gotta love those fortune cookies when they sound so positive and so you! LOL.

Remember me when you're famous, Michael! :)

Bianca Raven said...

I'd take that as just too coincidental to be ignored and run with the warm, fuzzy feeling it gave you when you first read it :)

Laura said...

Love it!

Tina said...

You're supposed to add "in bed" at the end. Not sure becoming a great writer in bed sounds that titillating though.

Kenneth Fron said...

Are YOU serious??? Your fortune cookie really said that? Wow! We already know you are a great writer and blogger...but to receive a fortune reinforcing it??? VERY COOL!

Michael Rivers said...

Hi Ken,

Yes, I couldn't believe it when I opened that fortune and read it. It was meant to be!! I'm actually going to put that fortune in a little frame and keep it on my desk!

Daij said...

love it too!m