Friday, July 17, 2009

Extra! Extra! Responses to Headlines

From the week of July 13, 2009:

The headline I couldn't possibly care less about:

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman Go Public


The headline that made me anxious to see the actor in a spandex superhero suit:

Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern

The headline that made me scream, "Someone take those kids away from that family . . . now!!"

Joe Jackson Wants to Take Kids On Tour in 2010: Jackson Three


The headline (and, let's be honest, photos) securing that I will see the upcoming GI Joe movie:

Channing Tatum Won the Lottery



12 comments:

dmappin said...

or out of (Superhero in spandex)... I vote for the latter. --grin--

Bob said...

Jon and Kate news? Who cares at this point? Raise your damn kids and shut up already!

Ryan Reynolds? I'd pay to see him read the phone book in spandex--him, not me!

Joe Jackson? See Jon and Kate, and shut up already.

Channing Tatum? Well, now, Michael, here's where we disagree. And it was bound to happen. He does nothing for me. I just don't get him. So.....to each his own!

Eric Arvin said...

LOL! Good stuff.

Doug Goff said...

Great post! My focus is on Joe Jackson, that guy is the biggest asshole in the history of all assholes. Did you see the interview with him on Primetime the other night? He said "we gonna take of da kids, make sure they eat and stuff and get plenty of rest." I was like WTF is wrong with this guy?

iDonnie said...

I'd have to agree with you on all counts!

Tawnya said...

Okay, Jon & Kate... who cares by now?!?! I feel for the kids though. I thought my mom was messed up!

Ryan... oh yum... that is all I have to say...

Joe Jackson, well, he needs to go away.... far away...

Channing... I will see G.I Joe... and yum again....

Wonder Man said...

Channing Tatum is so Hot! It's a crime to look at him

Kenneth Fron said...

It's getting "steamy" over there at Michael Rivers: The Blog! Your BLOG is heating up! LOL

RAD said...

hes a hot one...sometimes hotter than I can stand! :-)

mistress maddie said...

How I love the head lines with Channing and Ryan! Oh yea, therereally wasn't a headline with them huh? Oh well, they are hot to look at!

Paul Benjamin said...

I completely agree with you...on every one of these headlines.

Oh...and Ryan Reynolds in spandex? That is like a piece of HEAVEN raining down on us... :)

Mark in DE said...

Nice job.