The headline I couldn't possibly care less about:
Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman Go Public
Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern
The headline that made me scream, "Someone take those kids away from that family . . . now!!"
Joe Jackson Wants to Take Kids On Tour in 2010: Jackson Three
The headline (and, let's be honest, photos) securing that I will see the upcoming GI Joe movie:
Channing Tatum Won the Lottery