Tuesday, October 27, 2009

NWA Pilots: My Guess at the Cause


The National Transportation Safety Board says that the pilots aboard Northwest Flight 188 were using their laptops when the plane dropped out of radio communications and overflew the Twin Cities airport by 150 miles.

The pilots agree that there was "a concentrated period of discussion" where they did not monitor the airplane or calls from the air traffic controllers.

Uh huh. Sure. A "concentrated period of discussion."

I've got $20 bucks that says they were having sex.

Thoughts?

31 comments:

Bob said...

So, now "a concentrated period of discussion" is a euphemism for sex.
Got it.
I'm going to make it my answering machine message: Sorry we can't take your call right now, but Carlos and I are having a concentrated period of discussion.

Works!

Gummi Bare said...

autopilot.

H said...

Now that all this information has come out that they were on their personal laptops - I'm guessing they were looking at porn.

Jan said...

Now why didn't I think of that ?
It's obvious !
:)

Will said...

It can be difficult to talk to ground control when you have your mouth full.

Doug Goff said...

I read the headline to your story and I knew exactly what you were going to say lol. Honestly I must agree! It's either one of two things, either they were sleeping or they had their penises in each others mouth. Since they already claimed not to be sleeping then I guess we know what it really was. Next time they just need to finish a little faster!

StevieB said...

That would make my day.

The Daily Connoisseur said...

lol! :)

Renee said...

I can't even imagine what a couple of dickheads.

Renee xoxo

Meeko Fabulous said...

Talk about joining The Mile High Club!!! LOL! Whatever they were doing, it's no excuse to have overflown the airport by 150 miles . . . or maybe it was just that good??? LOL!!! :)

Kyle said...

Michael as soon as I heard that they said they were using there laptops, I thought to myself,"I wonder who was on top of whose lap?"

MJ said...

Up here in Canada, a ferry sunk and passengers went missing and were presumed dead because two crew members were having sex and not paying attention.

Christopher said...

My guess is that they were sleeping...after having all of that man-on-man sex!

A Lewis said...

Being a flight attendant, I've seen it all.....but I haven't ever seen THAT. Or even thought it. I do have to say that they outta be canned....now. I never want them flying my plane.

Sean said...

I wonder which wifi or Mobile Broadband service they were using.

Doctor K said...

If that is the case...you've got to admire their stamina!

David Dust said...

I never even thought about that - but it would make sense.

Sharon McPherson: AUTHOR / ARTIST said...

Well ... being a woman, I would never have thought of that! Doh. But I think you just hit the nail on the head ... like those pilots, probably.

Michael, so hilarious.

I have presented you with an award on my blog. I think you might like it; you deserve it. :)

Wonder Man said...

I think so too

madtexter said...

Do they give bonus frequent flyer miles for that? Because if so, I'd like to submit my claim for that one time when I was on a flight from London to Geneva and I was in the lavatory with...

oh, never mind. You don't want hear about that here!

Michael Guy said...

I guess they heard "...return your laptops to their full, upright position" instead of tray tops, huh?

Asshats need to be given the boot!

Mark in DE said...

Perhaps they were renewing their membership in the mile high club? ;-)

Mitzi said...

Why do I always hear about air dramas when I'm due to go away in a few weeks time. I like to think there was a mass orgy going on in the cockpit, with the pilots stood over the bound and gagged cabin boys giving them "one" with a bukkake grand finale.

J@v@JuNKo said...

i thought first class was the way to fly but maybe all the fun is in front!! maybe it's called the cockpit for a reason ;)

mistress maddie said...

Well, if it wasn't full on sex, one of them was getting one hell of a blow job!!! More like auto-fellitio

TheEgoReturns said...

I find it hard to believe that they were playing on their laptops and not hearing the calls from traffic control. Not for that long. You could be right!

LORDPATRICK said...

Hi Michael! Thanks for your comment today!

Perhaps they had been watching a new DVD from RagingStallion, "First Class" and were trying it out. It's about the sexual exploits of a plane crew!

Hugs,

Patrick

cb said...

My guess is that little Timmy DOES likeovies about Gladiators!!

Writer said...

Hilarious!

SteveA said...

I thought they fell asleep!

RAD said...

I love airline guys..they go the extra mile and in my book I love...he he