Michael Rivers: The Blog

Cinderella Inspiration for Royal Wedding?

2011-05-13T12:03:00.003-05:00

As I watched the Royal Wedding, I had a strange sense of deja vu.

Now I know why . . .

Michael Rivers and Joan Rivers 21st Anniversary

2011-04-28T01:00:00.000-05:00

April 28, 1990, was the first time I met Joan Rivers. Twenty-one years ago. I can't believe it!

My parents knew how much I wanted to see Joan so we traveled from Aberdeen, SD to Minneapolis, MN. Joan performed at the famous Guthrie Theater and my mom went to the show with me.

I'll never forget sitting in the audience waiting for Joan to appear. I was so nervous. I couldn't believe I would be seeing her live! Finally it was showtime. The orchestra played Anchors Away and spotlights swept over the crowd.

Joan burst through the curtains. She was wearing a Bob Mackie evening gown and had a black feather boa over her shoulder. When I saw her, I physically jumped in my seat. It was like I had been zapped with an electrical current. The entire show was a rush and I can remember trying to memorize every detail.

After the show my mom and I went to the backstage party. The performance was an AIDS Benefit and if you purchased a $100 ticket (1990 dollars), you got to go backstage. Joan was wonderful with me and I never left her side. I'm sure there were times when she wanted to call a security guard to "get this kid away from me." But she never did.

As Joan was talking to others, I saw that her assistant, Dorothy, was holding Spike (Joan's Yorkie). I asked if I could pet him. Dorothy said, "Do you want to hold him?" My heart jumped as Dorothy placed the small dog into my hands. I beamed! I was holding Joan Rivers' Yorkie.

After talking with everyone backstage, Joan, her assistant and security guards headed out the back entrance. I of course followed along. My mom, wondering where her son was going, quickly caught up. We went out a back door which lead to a dark alley behind the Guthrie Theater. A waiting limo was glowing in the darkness. It was magical.

Joan asked if I wanted to walk Spike down the alley to "do his business" before they entered the limo. I would have walked Spike to China if she had asked me. I walked with Spike and then Joan scooped him up, said good night, entered the limo and drove off.

Joan, thanks for a great 21 years!

Coming Back

2011-04-27T13:00:00.002-05:00

I've been away for awhile. The last few months haven't been the easiest, but I'm finding myself missing the blog world. I'm taking that as a sign that it's time to come back.

I might take it slow at first, but I'm really looking forward to sharing my blog and reading yours again.

Thanks to those who checked in on me to make sure everything was okay. I really appreciate it.

Michael

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: I Feel the Need

2010-11-12T07:00:00.000-06:00

American Film Institute Top Quote #94
I feel the need - the need for speed.

Film
Top Gun

Have You Seen It?
Yes. But I don't remember this quote.

Michael Rivers: The Blog Turns Two

2010-11-10T00:01:00.000-06:00

Today is the second anniversary of my blog. It has been a great experience and I'm happy for all the friends I've made on the way.

Thanks for your support and for stopping by to say hello!

Happy Halloween

2010-10-31T00:03:00.005-05:00

Have a happy and safe Halloween!

I hope you get many tricks and treats!

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: Carpe Diem

2010-10-29T07:00:00.000-05:00

American Film Institue Top Quote #95
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraodinary.

Film
Dead Poets Society

Have You Seen It?
I don't think so. Is that bad? I think I must have seen it, but I really don't remember seeing it. I guess I need to see it.

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: Snap Out of It!

2010-10-20T07:00:00.001-05:00

American Film Institute Top Quote #96
Snap out of it!

Film:
Moonstruck

Have You Seen It?
Yes. Only once, but I really enjoyed it. How many of us have wanted to be Cher and recreate this very famous scene!

Legends I've Seen: Tanya Tucker

2010-10-18T10:05:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Tanya Tucker

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
Three.

Iconic Moment:
Tanya has had such a long country music career and so many hits. I don't think I can pick my favorite song.

One of the best moments of a Tanya concert is when she performs her very first hit, Delta Dawn.

She recorded this in 1972 when she was 13.

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: My Mother Thanks You . . .

2010-10-13T07:00:00.000-05:00

American Film Institute Top Movie Quotes #97:
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

Film:
Yankee Doodle Dandy

Have You Seen It?
No, I've never seen this film. I guess I need to add it to my list!

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: Nobody Puts Baby . . .

2010-10-06T07:00:00.000-05:00

American Film Institute Top Quote #98:
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Film
Dirty Dancing

Have You Seen It?
Yes. I remember the craze this movie created. I also remember my teen sister's room being covered floor-to-ceiling in Dirty Dancing posters, pictures, buttons, magazine articles and more.

Talk Show Flashback: Leeza

2010-10-04T07:00:00.000-05:00

There was a time in the 80s and 90s where if a celebrity could hold a microphone, they could host a daytime talk show (or at least try).

Another look back at one of those shows:

Show
Leeza

Host
Leeza Gibbons

Years on the Air
Six (1994-2000)

Did you watch?
I do remember watching her show. She had on a lot of celebrity guests and I enjoyed that. Her show was fun to watch.

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: I'll Get You, My Pretty

2010-09-29T07:00:00.000-05:00

American Film Institute Top Quote #99:
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Film
The Wizard of Oz

Have You Seen It?
I wouldn't even know how many times I've seen this movie. It has been my favorite since I was a little kid.

Legends I've Seen: Ann-Margret

2010-09-27T07:00:00.002-05:00

Legend
Ann Margret

Shows I've Seen
One

Iconic Moment
In 2002 this production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas toured the country. I've always been a fan of the Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds film.

When I heard that Ann-Margret was running the whorehouse--I was there!

Happy Birthday to Me

2010-09-24T05:00:00.001-05:00

Is it tacky to wish myself happy birthday on my own blog?

Don Rickles & The Judds Billboard

2010-09-23T07:00:00.001-05:00

This billboard in downtown Minneapolis is going to cost me a lot of money. I've wanted to see Don Rickles for several years. He can't be missed. And I've been a Judd fan since their beginning.

I was at a concert during their rise to the top.

I was at a concert during the Farewell Tour.

I was at a concert during the 2000 Reunion tour.

How can I not attend their Last Encore tour?

Just don't tell my accountant.

AFI Top 100 Film Quotes: King of the World

2010-09-22T07:00:00.000-05:00

American Film Institute Top Quote #100:
I'm king of the world!

Film:
Titanic

Have You Seen It?
I saw Titanic four times in theaters and I don't know how many times on DVD. I was so impressed with the film's technical and artistic achievements.

Michael Rivers Meets Tim Gunn

2010-09-20T07:00:00.000-05:00

I have been a fan of Project Runway since season 1. This summer I met Christopher Straub from season six.

Now I was thrilled to met designer mentor and Mr. Make It Work - Tim Gunn! He was at the Mall of America doing a signing for his new book Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work.

Tim's scenes have always been my favorite. And I can say he is just as sincere and genuine as he appears on the show.

Favorite Quote: On Chanel No. 5

2010-09-15T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

Who Said It:
Marilyn Monroe

My Thoughts:
I wear Acqua Di Gio.

Legends I've Seen: Patti Labelle

2010-09-13T07:00:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Patti Labelle

Number of Shows I've Seen:
One.

Iconic Moment:
Patti is a force on stage. Such an amazing performer. New Attitude and Somewhere Over the Rainbow were fantastic to hear in person!

Favorite Quote: On Don't Ask

2010-09-08T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
I lived a very don't ask, don't-tell life.

Who Said It:
Tab Hunter

5 on the Fifth: September

2010-09-05T11:36:00.007-05:00

Blue is my favorite color. Favorite color. I was happy to see that September's 5 on the Fifth theme was The Blues. Here is my take on it.

Enter my bathroom and you quickly see that Superman is my favorite superhero. Is it because of his blue costume?

I don't know how many blue shirts I own. Here are a few.

Four of my favorite Blu-Ray movies.

Stewie Griffin and the color blue all in one coffee mug. I couldn't resist.

Four of my Joan Rivers Faberge Inspired Eggs are blue. They are my favorites.

Check out The State of the Nation UK to enjoy more of 5 of the Fifth and add your own photos!

Talk Show Flashback: The Queen Latifah Show

2010-09-03T07:00:00.001-05:00

There was a time in the 80s and 90s where if a celebrity could hold a microphone, they could host a daytime talk show (or at least try).

Let's continue our walk down memory lane . . . or talk show lane:

Show
The Queen Latifah Show

Host
Queen Latifah

Years on the Air
Two (1999 - 2001)

Did you watch?
I am a big fan of the multi-talented Queen Latifah. But I don't remember ever watching her show. You?

Favorite Quote: On Road to Success

2010-09-02T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
The road to success is always under construction.

Who Said It:
Lily Tomlin

My Thoughts:
And filled with detours, pot holes, speed bumps, one-ways and wrong ways.

Legends I've Seen: Bea Arthur

2010-08-31T07:00:00.001-05:00

Legend:
Bea Arthur

Number of Shows I've Seen:
One. Bea was touring with her one woman show, And Then There's Bea. This show would go to Broadway and become the Tony nominated Bea Arthur on Broadway: Just Between Friends.

Iconic Moment:
Just seeing Bea Arthur walk onto the stage was an iconic moment. There was "Dorothy Zbornak." Live. Right in front of me. The lady I spent every Saturday night with during the run of The Golden Girls. I was in awe.

Michael Rivers Called a "City Bitch" by Alison Arngrim

2010-08-27T07:00:00.000-05:00

Alison Arngrim, comic and Little House on the Prairie star recently made a book signing appearance at the Mall of America. People love to hate Alison for her portrayal of Nellie Oleson on the classic TV series. She's written the fantastic book Confessions of a Prairie Bitch (How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love being Hated).

I had to miss the signing but my friends Laura and Deb were able to go. They purchased a book for me and Laura asked how I wanted it inscribed.

I wanted something fun so I decided that if Alison Arngrim is the "Prairie Bitch," then I must be the "City Bitch."

I'm told Alison loved my idea and busted out laughing. She happily signed the book: To Mike, the city bitch, from the prairie bitch!

Favorite Quote: On Children

2010-08-25T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Who Said It:
Coco Chanel

My Thoughts:
I take offense to this. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go play with my G. I. Joe.

Golden Girls 25th Anniversary DVD Set

2010-08-20T07:00:00.001-05:00

To celebrate the 25th anniversary of The Golden Girls, the complete series is being released in a box set (November 9, 2010)! Twenty-one DVDs will contain all 180 episodes and will be packaged in a replica of Sophia's purse.

I already own all 7 season on DVD. But this box set is very tempting!

Golden Girls is one of those rare sitcoms whose writing, acting and directing is timeless. The laughs are still coming 25 years later. There is a reason all 4 actresses won an Emmy.

Favorite Quote: On House Keeping

2010-08-19T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Who Said It:
Zsa Zsa Gabor

My Thoughts:
So that's what I have to do to get a house.

300th Blog Post

2010-08-17T06:00:00.000-05:00

This marks the 300th post on Michael Rivers: The Blog. Thanks for stopping by and leaving comments.

There are millions of blogs so I try to make this a quick, fun stop. I hope you enjoy your visits!

Talk Show Flashback: Donahue

2010-08-16T07:00:00.000-05:00

There was a time in the 80s and 90s where if a person could hold a microphone, they could host a daytime talk show (or at least try). I loved these shows and I still secretly dream of the day when I’ll have my own (are you listening Hollywood?).

Show
Donahue

Host
Phil Donahue

Years on the Air
29 years! (1967 to 1996)

Trivia
Donahue remains the longest continuous run of any syndicated talk show in U.S. television history.

Did you watch?
I always loved when he had celebrity guests. The world events went over my head. But Susan Lucci on the panel--I was there!

Friday the 13th

2010-08-13T05:00:00.000-05:00

This is the last Friday the 13th of 2010.

One of my superstitions is not looking ahead on a Page-a-Day calendar. Somewhere along the way I developed the thought that it was bad luck. Don't ask me why it's not bad luck to view an entire month on a wall calendar.

What superstitions do you have?

Favorite Quote: On Laughter

2010-08-11T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Who Said It:
Charlie Chaplin

My Thoughts:
I couldn't agree with him more! Laughter is so important!

Legends I've Seen: Cher

2010-08-09T11:10:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Cher

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
One. This Minneapolis concert was supposed to be the final concert of Cher's career. Then she decided to extend the farewell tour. And extend it. And extend it. She ended up coming back to Minneapolis another three times! And now she's headlining in Vegas.

Iconic Moment:
The Bob Mackie costumes, the elaborate productions and Cher just being Cher. The show was very well produced. The mega-hit If I Could Turn Back Time was a crowd favorite.

Favorite Quote: On Relief

2010-08-04T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

Who Said It:
Lily Tomlin

My Thoughts:
This reminds me. Why is it with all these advanced technological gadgets created to make life simpler, I'm busier than ever?

Favorite Quote: On Perfume

2010-07-28T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

Who Said It:
Coco Chanel

Favorite Quote: On Making Movies

2010-07-21T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
There's no point in making a movie just to be making a movie.

Who Said It:
Warren Beatty

My Thoughts:
With the quality of so many movies lately, Hollywood needs to listen to Warren's advice!!

Legends I've Seen: Elton John

2010-07-19T07:00:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Elton John

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
Two.

Iconic Moment:
How do you pick the best moment at an Elton John concert? The Bitch is Back, Rocket Man, I'm Still Standing, Circle of Life and so many more. He's such an amazing perfomer. I'd go back again!

Favorite Quote: On Leaving

2010-07-14T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

Who Said It:
Marilyn Monroe

Michael Rivers Meets Christopher Straub

2010-07-12T07:00:00.000-05:00

As a huge fan of Project Runway, it was great seeing season six finalist, Christopher Straub, at Minneapolis Pride.

He was very nice to talk with and his passion for design was obvious. Check out his site for more information on his great work!

Star Wars in Concert

2010-07-09T07:00:00.001-05:00

This Sunday I'm finally getting to see Star Wars in Concert. I can't wait! If I get pictures of the exhibit, I'll be sure to share.

For further information, check out the official site.

Check out the trailer below!

Favorite Quote: On Two Things

2010-07-07T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Who Said It:
Coco Chanel

My Thoughts:
Can I be classy and fabulous too? Or at least just fabulous?

Edward & Jacob: I Knew It!

2010-07-06T07:00:00.000-05:00

Just as I suspected!!

5 on the Fifth: July

2010-07-05T00:05:00.000-05:00

Welcome to my first participation in 5 on the Fifth, a monthly posting that benefits from audience participation. You take 5 photographs on the 5th of the month (or the days leading up to the 5th) and post your link on The State of the Nation UK.

Happy 4th of July

2010-07-04T00:00:00.000-05:00

Have a great and safe 4th of July!

Favorite Quote: On Leopard Prints

2010-07-02T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
My weakness is wearing too much leopard print.

Who Said It:
Jackie Collins

My Thoughts:
My weakness is not wearing enough leopard print!

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work Display: Part Two

2010-06-29T22:35:00.000-05:00

I've already shared some photos of the display I did for opening weekend of Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. Here is part two and also some photos of me with friends and the co-director of the film.

William, Erich, me and Tony.

Me with Annie Sundberg (film's co-director).

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work Display: Part One

2010-06-27T21:53:00.006-05:00

I had a great time displaying a few pieces of my Joan Rivers collection during opening weekend of the film Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. Here are a few pictures of the display. More to follow soon!

Legends I've Seen: Jane Powell

2010-06-21T22:04:00.003-05:00

Legend:
Jane Powell

Number of Times I've Seen:
Once

Iconic Moment:
Ms. Powell gave a great keynote speech about her life as an MGM star of musicals like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. She spoke at the Judy Garland Festival a couple weeks ago and was very entertaining and very welcoming to those of us wanting photos with her.

Michael Rivers Displays Joan Rivers Collection

2010-06-17T20:00:00.000-05:00

I'm teaming up with the Uptown Landmark Theater in Minneapolis to celebrate the release of Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work.

This Friday, Saturday and Sunday I'll be displaying select pieces of my Joan Rivers Memorabilia Collection before movie showtime!

Friday
4:30pm to 7:30pm

Saturday
4:30pm to 7:30pm

Sunday
Before the 1pm showing (Start time tentative. Will update when information is available).

Also on Saturday night, filmmaker Anne Sundberg will be in person to open the 5:15pm and 7:30pm showings!

If you're in the Minneapolis area, please stop by to view the mini-exhibit, meet the filmmaker and see the film!

Favorite Quote: On First Rate Versions

2010-06-10T10:54:00.003-05:00

Quote:
Always be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.

Who Said It:
Judy Garland

My Thoughts:
Happy birthday to an entertainer who was one of the best first rate versions--ever!

Joan Rivers Birthday

2010-06-08T00:01:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday, Joan!!

Your card and gift is in the mail.

Not to spoil the surprise, but someone is getting a gift card for Olive Garden very soon!

For you blog readers, don't forget Joan's Sundance winning film opens in select cities this weekend and nation wide next! Click here for the preview.

Legends I've Seen: Poison

2010-05-31T22:45:00.000-05:00

Legend
Poison

Number of Concerts I've Attended
1

Iconic Moment
I saw Poison when Unskinny Bop was their current hit. I still remember how Brett Michaels worked the crowd. A great performer! And now, the Celebrity Apprentice.

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work Trailer

2010-05-22T15:43:00.010-05:00

I'm happy to share the newly released trailer for Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. The film opens in Minneapolis on June 18. To check out when you can see it, click here and scroll down!

Roger Ebert says, "One of the most truthful documentaries about show business I've seen. Also maybe the funniest. She remains one of the most transgressive and fearless of comedians, and one of the quickest, fastest and most merciless. The doc shows a life force of formidable energy."

Favorite Quote: On Going to Work

2010-05-19T07:00:00.005-05:00

Quote:
Some people see things that are, and ask, "Why?"

Some people dream of things that never were, and ask, "Why not?"

Some people have to get up and go to work and don't have time for all that.

Who Said It:
George Carlin

He's Alive!

2010-05-17T20:15:00.003-05:00

Yes. I'm alive and well. Sorry for the absence. I've missed the blog world. I hope to get back in the swing of things.

Thanks for your emails and comments to check in with me. I didn't realize I'd be so missed!

Joan Rivers and Michael Rivers: 20th Anniversary

2010-04-28T07:00:00.000-05:00

Joan Rivers and I meeting for the first time 20 years ago.

April 28, 1990, was the first time I met Joan Rivers. Twenty years ago. I can't believe it!

My parents knew how much I wanted to see Joan so we traveled from Aberdeen, SD to Minneapolis, MN. Joan performed at the famous Guthrie Theater and my mom went to the show with me.

I'll never forget sitting in the audience waiting for Joan to appear. I was so nervous. I couldn't believe I would be seeing her live! Finally it was showtime. The orchestra played Anchors Away and spotlights swept over the crowd.

Joan burst through the curtains. She was wearing a Bob Mackie evening gown and had a black feather boa over her shoulder. When I saw her, I physically jumped in my seat. It was like I had been zapped with an electrical current. The entire show was a rush and I can remember trying to memorize every detail.

After the show my mom and I went to the backstage party. The performance was an AIDS Benefit and if you purchased a $100 ticket (1990 dollars), you got to go backstage. Joan was wonderful with me and I never left her side. I'm sure there were times when she wanted to call a security guard to "get this kid away from me." But she never did.

As Joan was talking to others, I saw that her assistant, Dorothy, was holding Spike (Joan's Yorkie). I asked if I could pet him. Dorothy said, "Do you want to hold him?" My heart jumped as Dorothy placed the small dog into my hands. I beamed! I was holding Joan Rivers' Yorkie.

After talking with everyone backstage, Joan, her assistant and security guards headed out the back entrance. I of course followed along. My mom, wondering where her son was going, quickly caught up. We went out a back door which lead to a dark alley behind the Guthrie Theater. A waiting limo was glowing in the darkness. It was magical.

Joan asked if I wanted to walk Spike down the alley to "do his business" before they entered the limo. I would have walked Spike to China if she had asked me. I walked with Spike and then Joan scooped him up, said good night, entered the limo and drove off.

Joan, thanks for a great 20 years!

Legends I've Seen: Donna Summer

2010-04-19T22:10:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Donna Summer

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
Two.

Iconic Moment:
Donna Summer has sold over 130 million records. The 1983 hit She Works Hard for the Money was a crowd favorite. Closing the show with the anthem, Last Dance, encouraged the audience to dance, sing and cheer. And we did.

Sigh. How many times have those lyrics gone through my mind. "Ain't I even worth a dime a dance?"

Favorite Quote: On Viagra

2010-04-14T07:00:00.002-05:00

Quote:
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Who Said It:
Jack Nicholson

Joan Rivers Performs in Sioux Falls, SD

2010-04-08T21:38:00.001-05:00

When I found out that Joan Rivers was performing in South Dakota for the very first time in her career, I really wanted to be there. Sioux Falls is a four hour drive from Minneapolis, so I decided to go.

The night before the show, I talked with her and she wondered what to expect from a South Dakota audience. There was no need to worry. The show was a success. The audience loved her.

After the show I went backstage and we talked for awhile. She was thrilled for the positive audience response.

Then she said, "Tomorrow is Iowa. I wonder how they will be?"

I told her not to worry.

Legends I've Seen: Barbara Mandrell

2010-04-04T22:50:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Barbara Mandrell

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
Barbara won 75 major awards and her career spanned almost four decades. I was fortunate enough to attend one of her farewell concerts.

Iconic moment:
Barbara singing Sleeping Single in a Double Bed. The song was her 25th hit and spent three weeks at number one.

Favorite Quote: On Applause

2010-03-27T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people.

Who Said It:
Judy Garland

Michael Rivers Celebrity Look-alikes

2010-03-23T11:06:00.004-05:00

Myheritage.com offers this Celebrity Collage as just one of their services.

This face recognition technology discovers which celebrities you look like--for free!

My Matches:

Tony Danza: Sure, I can see that. But I think I look more like the Taxi or Who's the Boss? Danza, than the photo they have here.

David Beckham: I have NO trouble being told I look like him!!

Carlos Bernard: I've never watched 24 so I had to google him. There might be some resemblance. Not sure about this one.

Michael Bergin: Again, no trouble being told I look like the Baywatch star and Calvin Klein model!

Neve Campbell: My first reaction was, Neve Campbell?!?! But then I realized that I could probably pass as her brother.

Give it a try!

Favorite Quote: On The Road Less Traveled

2010-03-20T07:00:00.000-05:00

Quote:
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Who Said It:
Jerry Seinfeld

My Thoughts:
NOW he tells me.

Legends I've Seen: Celine Dion

2010-03-18T10:35:00.000-05:00

Legend:
Celine Dion

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
One in Las Vegas. The Colosseum at Caesars Palace cost $95 million to build for Dion’s show. Her contract was for $100 million (not bad for five years work).

The show grossed over $400 million, was seen by nearly 3 million fans and Dion performed it 717 times. It was recently announced that she’s going back for 3 more years (and probably another $100 million).

Iconic Moment:
Celine singing My Heart Will Go On (Theme from Titanic).

Favorite Quote: On Fighting

2010-03-17T07:00:00.001-05:00

Quote:
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Who Said It:
George Carlin

My Thoughts:
I was awarded the Medal of Honor. That's all I'm saying.

Working the Aegis Red Carpet

2010-03-12T07:00:00.001-06:00

Working the Oscar red carpet with Lori and Julia was great. We had a wonderful time welcoming the 350 guests to the Aegis Foundation's officially sanctioned Oscar party.

It was great to see everyone get in the spirit of the evening and enjoy their walk down the red carpet!

Me, Julia, Lori and Tony getting a group photo before the show started.

Michael Rivers in his Oscar Tux

2010-03-11T07:00:00.002-06:00

Co-hosting the red carpet for the Aegis Foundation's Oscar Event meant getting a tux. I knew that talk show hosts Lori & Julia would look great so I had to compete.

Cuff links in and the sleeves pulled out to the correct length.

Bow tie on, vest snapped, coat buttoned.

Stepping onto the red carpet.

Oscars and Aegis Foundation Pre-Show Glimpse

2010-03-10T07:00:00.003-06:00

The Aegis Foundation's Oscar Event was a success. I wanted to share a few pictures I snapped before getting into my tux.

The entrance to the gorgeous Hotel Ivy in downtown Minneapolis was Oscar and red carpet ready (above).

Inside the lobby, the red carpet continued and met the sponsor backdrop. It was quiet now, but hundreds of guests would arrive in a few hours.

Tables filled with silent auction items lined all available walls. Just a few examples are below.

Even Tiffany & Co. joined the excitement of the Oscars.

The candy buffet became everyone's best friend by the end of the night.

Favorite Quote: A Week of Oscars

2010-03-05T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
I deserve this!

Who Said It:
Shirley MacLaine

Oscar History:
Nominated six times and won for Terms of Endearment.

Favorite Quotes: A Week of Oscars

2010-03-04T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
We want to thank all of you for watching us congratulate ourselves tonight.

Who Said It:
Warren Beatty

Oscar History:
Nominated for 13 Academy Awards. Six pictures he has produced have won a total of 52 nominations. He won the Best Director Oscar for his work on Reds and has been nominated in four categories: as an actor, director, writer and producer on both Heaven Can Wait and Reds.

Favorite Quotes: A Week of Oscars

2010-03-03T07:00:00.003-06:00

Quote:
This is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Who Said It:
Johnny Carson

Oscar History:
Hosted the Oscar ceremony five times.

Favorite Quotes: A Week of Oscars

2010-03-02T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
As a little kid, I lived in the projects and you're the people I watched. You're the people who made me want to be an actor. I'm so proud to be here.

Who Said It:
Whoopie Goldberg

Oscar History:
Received a nomination for The Color Purple and won for Ghost.

Oscars: Best Supporting Actor Nominees

2010-03-01T15:30:00.000-06:00

Who is your choice for Best Supporting Actor for this year's Oscar? I'm picking Christoph Waltz.

The Nominees:

Matt Damon for Invictus

Woody Harrelson for The Messenger

Christopher Plummer for The Last Station

Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones

Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds

Favorite Quotes: A Week of Oscars

2010-03-01T13:28:00.002-06:00

Quote:
There's been a lot of criticism over the years over this award, and some of that criticism has been warranted. But whether it's warranted or not, I think it's one hell of an honor, and I thank you.

Who Said It:
Jack Lemmon

Oscar History:
Won Oscars as best supporting actor in 1955 for Mister Roberts and best actor for Save The Tiger in 1973.

Favorite Quote: On Being Looked Over

2010-02-25T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Who Said It:
Mae West

My Thoughts:
This reminds me of some of the best advice I was ever given. Never be offended when you are looked over because the day will come when no one will look.

Legends I've Seen: Stevie Nicks

2010-02-23T07:00:00.000-06:00

Legend:
Stevie Nicks

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
One

Iconic Moment:
I love Stevie's solo work: Beauty and the Beast, Leather and Lace, Edge of Seventeen.

But my favorite moment of this concert was when she sang Landslide. That song gets me every time.

Favorite Quote: On Best Advice

2010-02-18T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

Who Said It:
Jack Nicholson

My Thoughts:
Huh? Sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

Aegis Foundation Hosts Official Oscar Party in Minneapolis

2010-02-16T07:00:00.000-06:00

The 17 year Minneapolis tradition of hosting an Academy sanctioned Oscar party continues this year and the Aegis Foundation is the official host.

While movie stars walk the red carpet in Hollywood, Twin Cities party-goers will receive red carpet-commentary from FM107’s Lori & Julia and writer Michael Rivers.

After the excitement of the red carpet, KSTP's own John Hanson & Elizabeth Ries from "Twin Cities Live" will emcee the event.

Oscar Night 2010 is an ideal evening out for film aficionados, fashion fanatics, and for everyone who’d like to indulge in an exciting Hollywood-themed evening. All for a great cause.

One hundred percent of the proceeds from the event are divided between two organizations: The Smile Network and Reclaim.

Visit the Aegis Foundation to get your tickets!

Happy Valentine's Day Weekend

2010-02-12T07:00:00.001-06:00

Have a great Valentine's Day Weekend.

If you have a sweetheart, enjoy!

If not, celebrate with friends!

(I'll be with Cupid.)

Favorite Quote: On Bitches

2010-02-10T07:00:00.001-06:00

Quote:
I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

Who Said It:
Joan Crawford

Legends I've Seen: Carol Channing

2010-02-09T07:00:00.001-06:00

Legend:
Carol Channing

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
One.

Iconic Moment:
The entire audience singing "Hello, Dolly" to Carol as she recreated the play's staircase scene.

She's played the role of Dolly over 5,000 times on Broadway and on tour.

Michael Rivers Enters the Dragulator

2010-02-08T07:00:00.000-06:00

Season two of RuPaul's Drag Race has started. Described as "another season of outrageously talented and stunning drag queens fighting for the title of America's next drag superstar!"

To celebrate the new season, the Logo channel has created the Dragulator. Upload a photo and create your own drag image!

Enter the Dragulator here, if you dare!

Favorite Quote: On Cultural Phenomenon

2010-02-05T07:00:00.000-06:00

Quote:
It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

Who Said It:
John Travolta

My Thoughts:
I'd have to agree with you, John. Battlefiend Earth was no Grease.

Michael Rivers on Deep Dish

2010-02-04T07:00:00.002-06:00

This month, the pop culture blog Deep Dish started a new series called Groovy Reader of the Month.

I was thrilled to be chosen as the first Groovy Reader. EVER!

Marc, the blog's writer, asked me five groovy questions and I hope I provided entertaining answers.

Stop by the blog, check out my answers and say hello to Marc!

Thanks to Deep Dish for asking me to be their first!

Shear Genius Season Three Debuts

2010-02-03T07:00:00.002-06:00

Bravo's creative hair-styling competition series Shear Genius is back for its third season with a whole new look.

International model and handbag designer Camila Alves makes her hosting debut alongside new series judge Jonathan Antin, celebrity stylist and former star of Bravo's hit series Blow Out. Famed stylist Kim Vo returns as a judge for his second season, and new to the series, accomplished stylist Orlando Pita adds his voice of expertise as mentor to the contestants.

Shear Genius has gone international for the first time ever and after combing the world in search of top stylists, Bravo has assembled 12 remarkably talented individuals who will raise the level of competition as never seen before.

The winner will receive $100,000 in prize money furnished by Nexxus Salon Hair Care, an apprenticeship with Nexxus and the chance to style hair for an Allure magazine photo shoot.

Shear Genius SEASON 3 PREMIERE Wednesday 2/3 @ 10/9c:

Favorite Quote: On Catnaps

2010-01-27T07:00:00.005-06:00

Quote:
I catnap now and then. But I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.

Who Said It:
Martha Stewart

My Thoughts:
I'll never beat you, Martha. Will I?

Judy Garland in Concert

2010-01-26T07:00:00.000-06:00

On Sunday, I'll be going to Judy Garland in Concert. For almost a year I've been looking forward to this show coming to Minneapolis. Tour information:

The legendary voice of Judy Garland and the world's greatest symphony orchestras join together to create this remarkable concert event. Through the magic of breakthrough technology, the incomparable performer returns to the stage!

My friend, John Fricke, was part of the creative team who put together the show. It premiered last year at the Boston Pops to rave reviews:

An astonishing achievement, both technically and artistically. The Symphony Hall audience was riveted.
The Boston Globe

For Garland fans, it was an opportunity to bask in her electrifying talent. Far from being a gimmick, this melding of technical expertise and performance gave Pops audiences an opportunity to see what Garland could do best - seduce an audience with her dynamic deliveries of many familiar songs.
Edge

Audience members can expect a concert event designed like a theatrical performance.
Metro

Legends I've Seen: Cyndi Lauper

2010-01-25T07:00:00.001-06:00

Legend:
Cyndi Lauper

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
One. Cyndi opened for Cher (a future Legends I've Seen post). We had no idea what to expect from her and were blown away by her musical talents, voice and stage presence. Out of the hundreds of concerts I've seen, I believe she is the one who surprised me the most. Amazing performer.

Iconic Moment:
Cyndi singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Favorite Quote: On TV

2010-01-22T07:00:00.001-06:00

Quote:
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Who Said It:
Jerry Seinfeld

My Thoughts:
I can't deny I've worn out remote controls with channel surfing.

New Years 2009: What I Ate

2010-01-21T07:00:00.001-06:00

Yesterday I wrote about achieving my 2009 New Years Resolution to try 52 new eating experiences. Today, as promised, is the list of foods I ate.

Breakfast
5 meals of eggs, hash browns and toast
1 egg, bacon and cheese bagel
1 meal of scrambled eggs and french toast
1 breakfast quesadilla

Lunch or Dinner
7 meals of burgers and fries.
3 meals of pizza
1 meal of ham, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes and stuffing
1 meal of potato soup
1 Italian family style dinner
1 fondue experience
3 meals of pad Thai
2 deli sandwiches
1 order of pasta cabonara
3 meals of tacos and Spanish rice
1 Spamdog
1 spaghetti and meatball on a stick
1 pastrami on sourdough sandwich
1 patty melt
1 pastrami and pepper jack on pumpernickel toast sandwich
1 grilled ham, cheese and asparagus sandwich
1 meal of roast beef, mashed potatoes and corn
1 meal of pasta with short ribs, ricotta cheese and aged balsamic
1 cruise ship buffet
1 beef burrito with rice
1 grilled ham, cheese and sliced pear sandwich
1 roast beef sandwich on ciabatta bread with onion jam
1 order of beef lo mein

Desserts
1 orange dream crepe
1 piece of pumpkin pie
1 piece of chocolate cake
1 blueberry muffin
1 dish of gellato
1 cherry pastry
1 dish of honey ice cream
1 blueberry cream cheese pastry
1 slice of carrot cake

Food Reviews: Goal Achieved

2010-01-20T07:00:00.001-06:00

I did it! I finished my 2009 New Years Resolution to try 52 new restaurants, diners, coffee shops and bakeries. I truly think this is the first resolution I've ever kept.

Thanks to all my friends for sticking with me and getting involved in the fun. And thanks to Mr. Chef (Mattie) for being the inspiration.

Tomorrow I'll post a list of all the food I ate. Going through the blogposts to make this list brought back such great memories. Time with friends, laughs, discussions, great food and new places.

When I started to look back, I wasn't expecting all the smiles, good thoughts and "oh yeah!" moments. I realized this experiment became much more than trying new places to eat.

It also gave me many wonderful memories.

Joan Rivers- A Piece of Work and Me

2010-01-19T07:00:00.002-06:00

Back in February 2009, I spent a day with Joan Rivers when she was doing an event for QVC and the Mall of America.

I was thrilled when a documentary crew following Joan asked to interview me. Of course I'd be interviewed! Not only was I interviewed, but the following interaction with Joan was all caught on film.

The crew's project turned into the film Joan Rivers - A Piece of Work. It's premiering at the Sundance Film Festival this week. I don't know if any of my scenes made the final cut of the film (the crew followed Joan for an entire year) but it was great to be part of the process.

If you do see the film, watch for my name in the final credits. I supplied some photos of various stages of Joan's career.

Favorite Quote: On Sex with Husbands

2010-01-14T07:00:00.004-06:00

Quote:
I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

Who Said It:
Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky.

The Marriages:
Conrad Hilton (May 6, 1950 – January 29, 1951) (divorced)

Michael Wilding (February 21, 1952 – January 26, 1957) (divorced)

Michael Todd (February 2, 1957 – March 22, 1958) (widowed)

Eddie Fisher (May 12, 1959 – March 6, 1964) (divorced)

Richard Burton (March 15, 1964 – June 26, 1974) (divorced)

Richard Burton (twice) (October 10, 1975 – July 29, 1976) (divorced)

John Warner (December 4, 1976 – November 7, 1982) (divorced)

Larry Fortensky (October 6, 1991 – October 31, 1996) (divorced)

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work at Sundance

2010-01-13T07:00:00.002-06:00

Coming to the Sundance Film Festival 2010: Joan Rivers –A Piece Of Work exposes the private dramas of irreverent, legendary comedian and pop icon Joan Rivers as she fights tooth and nail to remain the queen of comedy.

Filmed as a cinema verite documentary, the film reveals a rare glimpse of the comedic process and the toxic mixture of self-doubt and anger that often fuels it.

Joan’s story is both an outrageously funny journey and a brutally honest look at the ruthless entertainment industry, the trappings of success and the ultimate vulnerability of the life of a performer.

I wish I could make it to Sundace to see this! But, I'll have to wait. As I get more information, I'll pass it on.

Michael Rivers Interviewed by Kenneth Fron

2010-01-12T07:05:00.000-06:00

Back in December, my friend and fashion jewelry designer, Kenneth Fron, interviewed me for his People Are Talking About blog series.

He asked me about my blog, Joan Rivers and my published book.

If you check out the link, let him know I sent you over!

Tabatha's Salon Takeover Finale

2010-01-12T07:00:00.002-06:00

Tabatha’s Salon Takeover season 2 FINALE is tonight (Tuesday 1/12 @ 10/9c)! A fed-up salon owner, Janeen, needs help standing up to some of her stubborn employees. Tabatha steps in and shows Janeen how to release all of her pent up frustrations and how to be a leader for her team.

In one of the season’s most emotional episodes yet, can Tabatha help Janeen become a changed woman and stick up to her difficult stylists with a new and confident attitude?

Tune in to fine out!!

Legends I've Seen: Diana Ross

2010-01-11T07:00:00.003-06:00

Photo taken during the 2nd Diana Ross concert I attended.

Legend:
Diana Ross

Number of Concerts I've Attended:
Twice. I also had front-row-center tickets for The Supremes Reunion Tour (don't ask the cost). The tour was canceled one show before mine. I'm still bitter.

Iconic Moment:
There are many of these moments during a Diana Ross concert. The Supremes' songs are magical to hear live. From her solo work, Ain't No Mountain High Enough created a frenzy.

Favorite Quote: On Wrong Guys

2010-01-07T07:00:00.006-06:00

Quote:
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Who Said It:
Cher

My Thoughts:
I've lived with this philosophy my whole life!

Happy New Year

2010-01-01T00:01:00.001-06:00